face-down-asgard-up:

"respect the dead"

not if they were horrible people

death doesn’t absolve you.

we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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How I would narrate the Olympics
me: he's doing some athletic shit
me: and omg look at that butt

funyunbreaf:

vulturesintrees:

lysopotamus:

I want a whole team of them to help me fight crime.

Chihuahuas in Sailor fukus by mayama_ya on Instagram

the first one is obviously me

i wish my chihuahua was long haired oh well i guess i can buy her horse lookin ass cute things too

doorsandsardines:

hire this man

oceanxeyes:

vvolverineblves:

I am extremely, EXTREMELY tired of “real men have beards”/“real women have curves” posts and any variant of them.

You know what “real” people ought to have? Respect for other people regardless of gender identity/presentation, body type, and grooming choices.

This

notjackwhite:

adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

:(

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books